Okay, he hasn't become one yet, but he should! Look, the mess our country is in, all of our elected officials, and even the unelected ones, should take lessons in the martial arts. And it is this writer's recommendation that Barack Obama become a Master of the Shaolin Butterfly so he can adequately defend himself against people like Rush Limbaugh!
When I was undergoing the hazards of fatherhood, I learned a neat trick. When my sons wanted to borrow money, go to the movies, and that sort of thing, I made them freestyle me. If they won, they went, if I won, they did the yardwork! Though they were the younger generation, I had decades of martial arts, and in this sneaky way I reigned supreme as a father should!
Compare raising stubborn headed, know best children to telling stubborn headed, know best politicians what to do, and you will see the logic of my method. Simply, when that politician wants to give himself a raise, tell him he must freestyle you first. When he gets caught with that slinky babe speeding in a sportscar, make him freestyle you.
Politicians won't want to do this, of course, but they must be brought to consequence. I mean, the alternative would be holding a revolution, and we don't want that! So my idea is a wonderful gimmick that works.
Now, as to Barack Obama, I believe he should undergo a study of the Shaolin Butterfly. Number one, no offense to our top dog, but he's a skinny dude. When some elephant like Rush Limbaugh takes him to task, Barack will have a means to defend himself.
The Shaolin Butterfly specializes in quick sidesteps, it uses the Matrixing Technology of the Martial Arts to get out of the way. Then, rolling the hands like a buzzsaw, Obama could slide in with a blistering series of dim mak death strikes. Man, Rush wouldn't stand a chance!
Of course, if Rush was smart, he could learn Butterfly Kung Fu and then he would know what Barak has in store for him. Then he would stand a chance, and the battle for health care, or immigration, or whatever, would become a fair battle. Let me tell you, what I am advocating here is brilliant, for a punch in the face is harder to lie about than the economy!
Okey doke, I think we've covered everything. Stop voting, and start studying the Martial Arts, if not the butterfly, then Tae Kwon Do or Tai Chi, or just good old fashioned Karate! Know this, if Barack Obama was a real Master of Shaolin Kung Fu...this country would be in a lot better shape! - 32610
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